It's christmas time...

...theres no need to be afraid, at christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade... I could go on, I will, and in our world of plenty... Yes it's christmas time, time to give and recieve presents. But the recievings the fun part, particualrly when this involves getting odd gifts. My favourite gift of the year has to be this:



You know, those wobbly men things from the generation show with that hilarious comedian, whats he called Jim Davidson (Did you know one of his many wives was an old school friend of my mum? no you didn't? do you care now that you do? whats that? you don't? oh shame). Anyway these wobbly men poser thingy magicys are brilliant, it turns out there used for art purposes, but wheres the fun in that? The fun of them is to stick them in the stupidist positions possible, some would stoop to the level of positioning them in smutty sexual positions. My one takes pride of place stuck in the silly position on top of my television that you see in the photo above. So when watching tv or DVDs, I can look up and smile at Derek. Whats that? I didn't tell you that I named him, yes I did, Derek Zoolander, named after the character of the film Zoolander, staring Ben Stiller. Why you ask? well because like Derek he's really really ridiculously good looking. Am I sad for naming him? I won't answer that question, and I'm not expecting you to either. Anyway I've forgotten the point in having a blog now for Little Britain Creative Crapola, was it to post interesting posts about the direction of the site and new stuff to be added, or was it to just post rambling posts about rubbish, possibly both.

Anyway I'll talk a little bit about what I have planned for the site, you may have seen the Britain-Aid video on the site. Well the best part of that video was the vicky pollard miming to Dizzy Rascal, well this being the case I plan to make a new music video starring just Vicky Pollard on her own miming to some Hip Hop Crap Chav-Tastic Urban Flavour track or summit or nuthin, the problem being I don't know what track to have, so this is where you my generous visitors can help, if you could suggest a track to choose for the video in the comments box, that would be great, thanks!

Seasonal Greeting from Little Britain Creative Crapola, or LBCC as I think I should call it in the blogs, you have no idea how long it takes to type Little Britain Creative Crapola! Oh crap I type Little Britain Creative Crapola Again, I'm wasting time, I should be doing something else! I should be! I should be! I'll end this Blog now before it rambles on into a load of old rubbish!